If you wish to succeed in life, you must follow these rules. Deviate from them at your own peril! You have been warned!
9. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
8. Never lick a steak knife.
7. Advice from a cardiologist: If it tastes good, spit it out.
6. The one word that explains why human beings have not achieved their full potential: meetings.
4. If you can’t find the milk in the refrigerator, check the cupboard.
3. Make a checklist for when you finally get a night out: Shoes, keys, wallet, phone, pants.
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